What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

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What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.

Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

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What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

What's the difference between fog and mist?

If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.

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What does the head of the Catholic Church used to buy goods online?

Papal

What shampoo do dragons prefer?

Head & Smolders

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What animal do you look like when you get into the bath?

A little bear!

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.