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What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What did the duck say to the avacado?

Guac guac

Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why would you take a hammer to bed?

So you could hit the sack.

What's the difference between a masochist and a blogger?

There's none, both live for the hits.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did the barber say to the Potato?

You've got eyes on the back of your head!

Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

What animal has exactly 12 grams of carbon?

A mole