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What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

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What kind of beast is it you hear?

A duck.... with hiccups.

What did Anne Frank say when she threw a ball at the water fowl's head?

Duck!

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What is the only thing standing between me and being rich?

I haven't hit Reddit gold yet.

Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you say to an alien with two heads?

Hello. Hello.

What was Monica Lewinsky's job at the White House?

Receiving heads of state.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

Why did I break up with my vegan girlfriend?

She refused to swallow animal by-products.

What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.