What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you get when you cross a duck and a fire work?

A firequacker

What do you get when you cross Christmas and a Duck?

A Christmas-Quacker!

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What do a cue ball and a mexican have in common?

The harder you hit them, the more English you get out of them.

What does a cab driver have in common with a pool cue ball?

The harder you hit them, the more english you get out.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank?

Urine over your head!

What do you say to an alien with two heads?

Hello. Hello.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What do you call an animal with a long neck and a love for oranges?

A Jiraffa.

What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.