What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

How many ducks would there be if you saw two ducks in front of two ducks two ducks between two ducks and two ducks behind two ducks?

4 ducks-because they are in a row.

What does a Fire cracker and a duck have in common?

They both Quackle!

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Why did the anvil hit the blacksmith instead?

Because it was irony.

What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How do you greet a three-headed monster?

Hi, hi, hi.

What did the hat say to the tie?

You hang around. I'll go on a head.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

What animal has two gray feet and two brown feet?

An elephant with diarrhea.