What does a fish say when he hits concr...

How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".

What would someone in the 13 hundreds say if you told them we fly in giant metal birds all around the world?

You mean across

What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

How do you crack a joke on r/Jokes?

Ctrl+v.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do people and trees have in common?

They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

What did the insect say when he saw a gnat get hit?

He did gnat see that coming

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How do you weight a fish?

With a scale.

What do you call a fish that operates on brains?

A brain sturgeon.

Shirt Jokes More Shirt Jokes

How do you know a shirt has phoned you?

Collar ID

What did the man say when he ran out of clothes?

Oh dear, it seems I'm shirt on clothes.

Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!

How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck could chuck wood?

None because only beavers give a dam.

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.

Rule Jokes More Rule Jokes

Why does Pokémon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

What are the rules about Canadians?

Does everybody get one Do I get to choose Where do I sign up

Concrete Jokes More Concrete Jokes

Why did the prison board decide to build the new prison out of concrete?

The old one was made of steal.

How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

Old Guy Jokes More Old Guy Jokes

What do you call an empty cheese whiz jar?

Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.