What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

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Damn Jokes More Damn Jokes

What's the difference between a bad golfer, and a bad skydiver?

The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

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Who smashed a hole through the wall?

Everyone in the office stares at me, even the Kool-Aid man

What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM!

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What Daft Punk song is a hit amongst the Hispanic community?

Juan more time!

Why did the little boy drop his icecream?

Because he got hit by a car

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish who works for the government?

An Official.

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."