Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.
He's looking over his shoulder
Because he told everyone to march fourth.
Puns
Because today's April full!
Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.
Because he got hit by a car
Between the head and the tail!
Because every time he did, he'd catch a whopper.
Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"
Because she's a medium
I'll be dammed.
DAM!!!!
A taxi driver
Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.
Arsephalt
Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.
