What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

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What's up?

Boy: If I tell you, will you sit on it

How can you tell if someone is a marathon runner?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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Why didnt Spock make a record of their voyage?

Because it was deep space. (the joke is how the outer space was very deep)

Knock! Knock! Who's there! Beets! Beets who?

Beets me but I just forgot the joke!

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

Why is 17 called the "mother-in-law" in black jack?

Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.

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How does a fish always know how much they weigh?

Because they have their own scales!

What did the fish skeleton say?

Long time, no sea.

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What happens when Fonzie doesn't fold his clothes after doing laundry?

His shirts get all winkly.

How does Snoop Dogg keep his shirts so white?

BLE-YATCH!

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants?

Two dam bad! (OC!)

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What did the German baker say to greet his customers?

Gluten tag!

Why don't many customers go to the tea house?

Because the prices are so steep

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Who ruled France until he exploded?

Napoleon Blownapart!

What is the first rule of Womans fight club?

Never tell anyone what are you so mad about

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How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

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What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

What do you call an empty cheese whiz jar?

Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.