What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!

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What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!

How do tectonic plates have fun?

They meet up and crack each other up.

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How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck could chuck wood?

None because only beavers give a dam.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

Dam!

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Why was the tank top more gangster than the tube top?

The tube top was strapless.

Why does the French Army install Rear-view mirrors in their Tanks?

So that they can see the battle.