Why do you never play hide & seek with mountains?

Mountains peak.

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Why did the cow slap the bull?

He didn't play well with udders.

Why did the pig go to the casino?

To play the slop machine!

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How did Lex Luthor hide his money laundering from Superman?

He used a krypton-currency.

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?

Hide and Go Seek Champion, 1973.

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What do you get when you cross a mountain and a desert?

Very tired feet.

What do you call a mountain of puns?

Mount Cleverest

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Who was the hide-and-seek champion of 2005?

Nobody knows, they haven't found him yet.

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus