Why do you never play hide & seek with mountains?

Mountains peak.

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Why don't girls like playing dodgeball?

Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child

What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

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Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force?

They can't hide behind billboards.

What's a narcoleptics favorite game?

Hide and go sleep.

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How do you add up a mountain?

You summit.

You see, mountains aren't just funny.

They are hill areas.

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What do you call a blond skeleton in the closet?

The winner of hide and seek.

What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest