Why do you never play hide & seek with mountains?

Mountains peak.

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What type of music do they play at Chinese Restaurants?

Wok n' Roll

Why doesn't Gabe Newell play basketball?

Because he can't make 3's

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Why do women over 40 don't play hide and seek?

Because nobody is looking for them.

What is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

The ICU (I-see-you!)

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What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

What's the difference between... A gold fish and a mountain goat?

One mucks about the mountain. What's the difference between a police batton and a magician's wand One is used for cunning stunts.

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Why don't violists play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

Who was the hide-and-seek champion of 2005?

Nobody knows, they haven't found him yet.