Why do you never play hide & seek with mountains?

Mountains peak.

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Why is Riot Fest going to be in Toronto?

They play music, not hockey.

Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.

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Where is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

In the ICU.

How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?

One.

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You see, mountains aren't just funny.

They are hill areas.

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.

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Why did the lady and her attorney seek a scarlet frock as part of a settlement?

Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances.

What do you call a supernatural goose riding a bike seeking vengeance?

Goose Rider