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Why do you never play hide & seek with mountains?

Mountains peak.

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Why does an actor enjoy his work so much?

Because it's all play.

Why did the cat get arrested for playing a violin?

Because it was a kitty fiddler.

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When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

Why do elephants paint their toe nails red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. You've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree? They're pretty good at it.

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Why do you never play hide & seek with mountains?

Mountains peak.

How does the author of Harry Potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

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What animal is best at playing hide and seek?

The airplane.

What's the most sought after ball in Biopsy Bingo?

B9