Why do you never play hide & seek with mountains?

Mountains peak.

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Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because all the kids have to play in side.

What does all pirate music have in common?

It's all played in the high C's.

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Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

How are we out already?

ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess

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What do you call a man who jokes that women always make mountains out of molehills?

An ambulance.

What is green and glides down a mountain?

A skiwi

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Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek?

Fowl play!