Mountains peak.
A moon-tain.
On foot, how else? JK Rowling
I see my ex came by.
Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.
You summit.
Running... JK rolling
Very tired feet.
Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!
It's not my fault.
A skiwi
A meowtain
They wear snowcaps.
You're hot
Because they're hill-areas!
They wear snow caps. *cringe* Courtesy of Westjet's horrible phone line.
Mount Cleverest
Stop peaking at me.
A cry for Alp!
A mountain.
A *smaugasbord*.
Nothing. They were both stoned.
I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.
Hive and seek
Because he'll peek-at-chu!
Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.
Nothing, you can't cross a scaler with a vector.
An author joke like this and I'm off!
If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.
You can't. A mosquito is a vector and the mountain climber is a scaler. Courtesy of my physics professor.
The magician's wand is used for cunning stunts
One is a group of cunning stunts.
R/cringepics Based off Daya's song "Hide Away"
He used the holy immaculate contraception
Because he caught everything bear handed!
There are too many cheetahs. Courtesy of the St. Louis Zoo Facebook page.
A minister! Courtesy of a patient.
