Mountains peak.
A moon-tain.
On foot, how else? JK Rowling
I see my ex came by.
Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.
You summit.
Running... JK rolling
Very tired feet.
Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!
It's not my fault.
A skiwi
A meowtain
They wear snowcaps.
You're hot
Because they're hill-areas!
They wear snow caps. *cringe* Courtesy of Westjet's horrible phone line.
Mount Cleverest
Stop peaking at me.
A cry for Alp!
A mountain.
A *smaugasbord*.
I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.
Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....
Everest. Any time he is bored I see him Mount Everest.
To change his jockeys.
He had the knight off!
Dagobah.
It makes his Dagobah faster.
Because it was a sewer side mission!
Pyroglyphs.
A magicians wand is used for cunning stuns.
The magician's wand is used for cunning stunts
X-post /r/puns Scotch.
The Rolling Stones say 'hey you, get off my cloud.' the Scotsman says 'hey MaCleod, get off my ewe.'
Ones used for cunning stunts.
Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnntttttttt Courtesy of my little cousin.
Two, one to change the light-bulb, and one to observe how it symbolizes an incandescent beacon of subjectivity in a netherworld of cosmic nothingness. This is courtesy of Spencer Reid.(CM)
