Mountains peak.
A moon-tain.
On foot, how else? JK Rowling
I see my ex came by.
Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.
You summit.
Running... JK rolling
Very tired feet.
Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!
It's not my fault.
A skiwi
A meowtain
They wear snowcaps.
You're hot
Because they're hill-areas!
They wear snow caps. *cringe* Courtesy of Westjet's horrible phone line.
Mount Cleverest
Stop peaking at me.
A cry for Alp!
A mountain.
A *smaugasbord*.
Nothing. They were both stoned.
I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.
The reindeer
A bat.
The winner of hide and seek.
In the ICU.
Bacon and scrambled leggs.
Iran!
Because they are dead.
Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.
It's all right!
Using an easy-bake oven.
Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.
Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler.
The past tense of "moo"!
Buzz.....
Everest. Any time he is bored I see him Mount Everest.
Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....
