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What did one mountain say to the other mountain after an earthquake?

It's not my fault.

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Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

What is a volcano?

A mountain with the hiccups.

Why don't mountains get cold?

They wear snow caps. *cringe* Courtesy of Westjet's horrible phone line.

Earthquake Jokes More Earthquake Jokes

What was James Bond after he slept through an earthquake?

Shaken, not stirred.

What did one earthquake say to the other?

I don't know what your blaming me for, it's your fault!

Fault Jokes More Fault Jokes

What did San Andreas said to the Earthquake?

This is all your fault!

Whose fault is it that California always has earthquakes?

San Andreas fault.