What did one mountain say to the other mountain after an earthquake?

It's not my fault.

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Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.

What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

Earthquake Jokes More Earthquake Jokes

What did one mountain say to the other mountain after an earthquake?

It's not my fault.

What do you call a cow during an earthquake?

A milkshake

Fault Jokes More Fault Jokes

Who's fault is it?

The truck's fault. What was it doing in the kitchen?

What did the tectonic plate say when it had a collision?

It's not my fault.