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What did one mountain say to the other mountain after an earthquake?

It's not my fault.

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Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby?

A cry for Alp!

How does the author of Harry Potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

Earthquake Jokes More Earthquake Jokes

What did one earthquake say to the other?

I don't know what your blaming me for, it's your fault!

What did one mountain say to the other mountain after an earthquake?

It's not my fault.

Fault Jokes More Fault Jokes

What did one tectonic plate say to the other after the earthquake?

That was your fault!!!

What did the tectonic plate say when it had a collision?

It's not my fault.