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What did one mountain say to the other mountain after an earthquake?

It's not my fault.

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Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

How do you add up a mountain?

You summit.

What do you get when you cross a mountain and a desert?

Very tired feet.

Earthquake Jokes More Earthquake Jokes

What did the ground say to the earthquake?

It's your fault!

What's the difference between Michael j. Fox and an earthquake?

Earthquakes stop shaking

Fault Jokes More Fault Jokes

What did the Earth say to the Earthquake?

Sorry...that was my fault.

Why did the vegetable thief get a lighter sentence?

Because he admitted the crime was *parsley* his fault.