What did one mountain say to the other mountain after an earthquake?

It's not my fault.

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Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

How do you add up a mountain?

You summit.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Earthquake Jokes More Earthquake Jokes

What do you call a cow in an earthquake?

A milkshake What do you call a cow with no legs ground beef What do you call a cow with 3 legs lean beef

What did the earthquake say to all of its victims?

Oh, sorry...my fault.

Fault Jokes More Fault Jokes

What did the earthquake say to the tornado?

It's not my fault.

How does a woman apologize to a man?

I'm sorry, but it's your fault.