What did the earthquake say to the tornado?

It's not my fault.

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What is the most popular game played by tornadoes?

Catch my drift

What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

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What did the Mexican gang member say when two large houses fell on him during an earthquake?

Get off me, homes.

What do you call an earthquake in NYC?

Harlem Shake.

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Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.

How does a woman apologize to a man?

I'm sorry, but it's your fault.