What do you call an earthquake in NYC?

Harlem Shake.

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What's the difference between a yellow cab and a green cab in NYC?

The green cabs haven't ripened yet.

What do you call a bike in NYC that has been standing out in the sun for hours?

Tire-less

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Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.

What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

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What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King

What do the Globetrotters do when they're finished urinating?

The Harlem Shake