What do you call an earthquake in NYC?

Harlem Shake.

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How many square feet are in the average NYC apartment?

Zero. Feet are feet shaped.

What is a NYC nanosecond?

If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.

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What do you call a cow during an earthquake?

A milkshake

What did one tectonic plate say to the other after the earthquake?

That was your fault!!!

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What do you call an earthquake in NYC?

Harlem Shake.

What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King