Harlem Shake Jokes

What do you call an earthquake in NYC?

Harlem Shake.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do the Globetrotters do when they're finished urinating?

The Harlem Shake

What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King

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Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did Bernie Sanders's chicken restaurant throw out so much food?

He only sold left wings.

Why was the blonde fired from the M&ampM factory?

She threw out all the W's.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why do they call "roach-clips", "roach-clips"?

Because potholder was already taken. I know it's like a venn diagram of drug jokes and dad jokes.

How do you know when a vegan gets to the party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Flashbang Jokes More Flashbang Jokes

Harlem Jokes More Harlem Jokes

Why are there trees in Harlem?

Public Transport

What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King

Urinate Jokes More Urinate Jokes

How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate

What does it sound like when a Pterodactyl urinates?

There is no sound... The P is silent.

Nyc Jokes More Nyc Jokes

How many square feet are in the average NYC apartment?

Zero. Feet are feet shaped.

What is a NYC nanosecond?

If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.

Epileptic Child Jokes More Epileptic Child Jokes

What should you do when your epileptic child starts seizing in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry!

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What do you do if you enter a room and a clown is having a stroke?

Close the door and go to.

How do you pump up a room full of shy introverts?

LETS GET READY TO MUMBLE!!!