Harlem Shake Jokes

What do you call an earthquake in NYC?

Harlem Shake.

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What do the Globetrotters do when they're finished urinating?

The Harlem Shake

What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King

How do you make the best Harlem Shake video?

You throw a flashbang into a room of epileptic children.

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Why little girls can't fart Do you know why little girls can't fart?

Because they don't get a**holes until they get married.

What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

Urinate Jokes More Urinate Jokes

What did the police officer say to the man who was urinating publicly?

Urine trouble, mate!

What does it sound like when a Pterodactyl urinates?

There is no sound... The P is silent.

Epileptic Child Jokes More Epileptic Child Jokes

How do you make the best Harlem Shake video?

You throw a flashbang into a room of epileptic children.

What should you do when your epileptic child starts seizing in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry!

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

How do you make an idiot think he's a duck?

Tell him he's a duck.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you throw to a drowning banjo player?

His mandolin.

When your mom is mad at you and finds anything to throw at you https://www.youtube.com/watch?

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Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

Why do Santas elves take forever to finish making toys?

Because they are always a little behind

Why didn't the mentally challenged kid finish his math test in time?

Because he was too slow.

Nyc Jokes More Nyc Jokes

What is a NYC nanosecond?

If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.

What's the difference between a yellow cab and a green cab in NYC?

The green cabs haven't ripened yet.

Harlem Jokes More Harlem Jokes

Why are there trees in Harlem?

Public Transport

How do you test for pregnancy in Harlem?

See if the tampon's cotton was picked.