Harlem Shake Jokes

What do you call an earthquake in NYC?

Harlem Shake.

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What do the Globetrotters do when they're finished urinating?

The Harlem Shake

What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King

How do you make the best Harlem Shake video?

You throw a flashbang into a room of epileptic children.

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What's the most positive thing in Harlem?

HIV.

How can transportation be improved in Harlem??

By moving the trees closer together.

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What did the bully say when he threw Michael J. Fox out of a 10 story window?

Marty Mc. FLyyyyyyyyy!

How many 210 lb policemen does it take to throw a 140 lb suspect down 3 flights of stairs?

None, he fell.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

Why was the blond excited when she finished her puzzle after 6 months?

Because the box said 2-4 years!

How do sailors finish a corny joke on a boat?

Ba dum ship.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?

So she could use it as a mirror.

What did you just say!?

I recommend an immediate heart attack and let the paramedics carry you out of the room.

Flashbang Jokes More Flashbang Jokes

How do you make an epileptic dance?

Throw a flashbang into the room.

How do you make the best Harlem Shake video?

You throw a flashbang into a room of epileptic children.

Nyc Jokes More Nyc Jokes

What do you call a bike in NYC that has been standing out in the sun for hours?

Tire-less

What is a NYC nanosecond?

If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.

Urinate Jokes More Urinate Jokes

What does it sound like when a Pterodactyl urinates?

There is no sound... The P is silent.

What did the police officer say to the man who was urinating publicly?

Urine trouble, mate!

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What did the dog say after a hard day at work?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit, thought i'd share it

What do you call a man who thinks women are easy to lie to?

Deceased