Harlem Shake Jokes

What do you call an earthquake in NYC?

Harlem Shake.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What do the Globetrotters do when they're finished urinating?

The Harlem Shake

What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King

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Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How did the elephant get into the room?

We don't talk about it...

What room is a ghost scared of?

The living room.

Burger King Jokes More Burger King Jokes

What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King

What would Burger King's slogan be if Jesus founded it?

Have it Yahweh.

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

Earthquake Jokes More Earthquake Jokes

What did the ground say to the earthquake?

It's your fault!

Where is the safest place to be during an earthquake?

A hot air balloon #JonsSafetyTips #Safety #safetyTip #EarthquakeSafetyFacts

Epileptic Child Jokes More Epileptic Child Jokes

What should you do when your epileptic child starts seizing in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry!

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

What do you call an Optomitrist who is very highly thought of in his community?

Respectacle

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

Why did you name your son Tinnitus?

I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only six months?

Because on the box it said From 2 to 4 years.

Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?

Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.