Harlem Shake Jokes

What do you call an earthquake in NYC?

Harlem Shake.

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What do the Globetrotters do when they're finished urinating?

The Harlem Shake

What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King

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What is a hypocrite?

An atheist writer praying his book will sell.

Whats baked every day and sells itself?

My sister.

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What does idk stand for?

Literally everyone I ask doesn't know.

How did Jack know exactly where to find the goose in the giant's castle?

He had her.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

When he finishes drinking, he pulls out his wallet and say to the Bartender, "How much?

The Bartender says, "For you No charge."

How does it feel?

Well it took 4 years but I finished the marathon" And how will you prepare for it again tomorrow "What"

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What do you call the feeling of being unable to urinate beside a friend?

PEEr pressure!

How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate

Earthquake Jokes More Earthquake Jokes

Whose fault is it that California always has earthquakes?

San Andreas fault.

What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

Harlem Jokes More Harlem Jokes

What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King

How can transportation be improved in Harlem??

By moving the trees closer together.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's a Monk's favorite breakfast food?

Well, they're vegetarians so probably not what you're thinking...

Why do mathematicians think that spring is summer?

It's not their fault. May tricks them.

Burger King Jokes More Burger King Jokes

What would Burger Kings slogan be if Jesus founded it?

Have it Yahweh

What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King