Why are there so many trees in Harlem?

For public transportation.

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How many monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Monkeys screw in trees.

How does a neckbeard greet a tree?

Good day, m'hogany'

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What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King

Why did they plant trees in Harlem?

Public transportation.

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Why does Harlem have so many trees?

Public transportation.

Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down?

Anubis.