Why did they plant trees in Harlem?

Public transportation.

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What's black and hanging from a tree in my backyard right now?

A black berry.

Why did Pete Carroll find Marshawn Lynch in a tree?

I'm just here so I don't get find.

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What do you get when you plant a loaf of bread?

A bakery.

When a plant is sad, what do other plants do?

Photosympathize

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Why did they plant trees in Harlem?

Public transportation.

How did they improve the transportation in Harlem?

Moved the trees closer together.

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Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down?

Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)

How do you improve public transportation in Ferguson, MI?

Move the trees closer together.