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Why did they plant trees in Harlem?

Public transportation.

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you get a one-armed monkey out of a tree?

Wave at him

What did the bat say to the other bat when he almost flew into a tree?

Whoa did you hear that?

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

Which plant talks the most crap?

Shiitake mushrooms.

How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.

Harlem Jokes More Harlem Jokes

How can transportation be improved in Harlem??

By moving the trees closer together.

Why are there trees in Harlem?

Public Transport

Public Transportation Jokes More Public Transportation Jokes

Why are there so many trees in Harlem?

For public transportation.

Why did they plant trees in Harlem?

Public transportation.