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Why are there so many trees in Harlem?

For public transportation.

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What do you call a man who cuts down trees?

A tree feller.

How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

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How did they improve the transportation in Harlem?

Moved the trees closer together.

Why are there trees in Harlem?

Public Transport

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Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down?

Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)

Why did they plant trees in Harlem?

Public transportation.