What does a tree do when it goes on vacation?

It packs its trunk and leaves.

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How much space does the EU have left?

1GB

What animals were last to leave the ark?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks!

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What do you call a group of trees?

A communitree

Why did the tree keep getting grounded?

Because it was s knotty pine!

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What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

When a rapper gets beer, how much do they get?

A Two Pack

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What do you use to gamble on vacation?

Pair-a-dice!

What is brown and gray has eight legs and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?

A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

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Why do elephants have trunks?

Because they've no pockets to put things in!

Why can't elephants go skinny dipping?

They can't get their trunks off...