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What does a tree do when it goes on vacation?

It packs its trunk and leaves.

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What's 6" long, bent to the left, and in the front of my pants??

My iPhone 6.

What did you like most about your last job?

ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How are black people and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from trees

What's a dogs favorite part of a tree?

Stick? BARK!

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Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill?

Pack your trunk and clear out!

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Where did the glue go on vacation?

Nowhere! He just stuck around!

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

Why are Trees never invited to a formal dinner?

They only wear Trunks.

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.