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What does a tree do when it goes on vacation?

It packs its trunk and leaves.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did the pulse say to the legume as he left?

Lentil next time.

Where is children?

Latvian man respond "Children is dead from childbirth." Bus leave.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did the parrot fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree?

A gorilla with a machine gun.

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

Why doesn't the sun pack it's bags?

Because it's traveling light!

What was the problem?

ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Where does a pirate go on vacation?

Arrrrrland.

Where does an Irish family go on vacation?

A different bar.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan?

Depends on the size of the pieces.

What did Jay say when Adnan opened the trunk?

Hae girl Hae