What does a tree do when it goes on vacation?

It packs its trunk and leaves.

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When should I reach the bus station if the bus leaves at 1530 hrs?

Before 15:30...

Where can you leave your dog when you shop?

The barking lot.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the tree say to the math teacher?

Gee I'm a tree!

What does Johnny Depp say when cutting down trees?

TIMBUUUUUUUURTON

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.

What's an Irish seven course meal?

A six pack and a potato

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Where does a pirate go on vacation?

Arrrrrland.

Where do pencils go for vacation?

Pencil-vania.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

Why can't elephants go skinny dipping?

They can't get their trunks off...

What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.