What does a tree do when it goes on vacation?

It packs its trunk and leaves.

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Why is the dating app called Tinder?

When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.

How can a room full of couples be empty?

There isn't a single person left!

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What's blue and white and can't climb trees?

A fridge with a denim jacket on

Why shouldn't you have a conversation under a tree in the fall?

There may be leavesdropping

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What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?

Me: Doesn't matter, just get out.

Why did Jesus have a six pack?

It was from all the cross-training...

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What is it called when a heavy gambler goes on vacation?

Paradice...

What did the one llama say to the other before they went on vacation?

ALPACA BAG

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What animals were last to leave the ark?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks!

Why did the elephants go on a diet?

Because they had too much junk in the trunk.