What does a tree do when it goes on vacation?

It packs its trunk and leaves.

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Why do women have legs for?

To not leave a snail trail behind them.

Why is Beyonce always singing about going "To the left"?

Because women have no rights.

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Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

Because you can't bury them in trees!

Which popstar cuts down trees?

Michael LumberJackson

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Why did the cosmonaut forget to pack extra underwear?

Because he was Russian.

What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?

Me: Doesn't matter, just get out.

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What fever did Joe Dirt catch on vacation after getting bit by a mosquito?

Deeeeeeeeeeengue

Where do cats go to vacation?

Meowi

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What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill?

Pack your trunk and clear out!

Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?

Because they always blow their trunks off!