What happened to the Oklahoma Territories?

I don't know but they're OK now.

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What happens if you're late to extremophile school?

You get a tardy grade. (that explains the joke if you don't get it.)

What is the worst part about being told you have Alzheimer's?

It never happens just once.

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What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry

How many people does it take to screw in a light?

Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb