What happened to the Oklahoma Territories?

I don't know but they're OK now.

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What happened to the man who died from drinking Shellac?

He had a *lovely finish*.

What happened when the two angels got married?

They lived harpily ever after!

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How did the barber win the race?

He knew a short cut.

How many Heisenbergs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If you know the number, you don't know where the socket is.