Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What does a pirate do when he has a cold?

Arrr make tea

How much do pirates pay to get an earring?

A Buccaneer.

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

How much does a plumber make in an hour?

It depends on how much crack he can produce.

How are an alcoholic and necrophiliac similar?

Both enjoy cracking open a cold one.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

How to make an idiot curious?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

Alphabet Jokes More Alphabet Jokes

What has more letters than the alphabet?

The post office.

What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

Why was Jack scared?

Because Jack was bean stalked

What did Samsung say to Apple?

You don't no jack!

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet

What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.