Because his 'I' was all jacked up.
He kept trying to plunder her booty.
Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny
He cracks up
Because the Disc was cracked
A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'
You Blink Your Eyes.
Because other alphabets were
"The C" COMMENT A JOKE BELOW!
There's no jack
A stroke of genius!!!!! (its terrible, i know)
Because it was a wrapped scallion.
It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation.
