Because his 'I' was all jacked up.
They needed better anchor management.
Because he had no depth perception.
They both like to crack open a cold one.
They wanted to see it crack up!
Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh really What was the question Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal "
Mellow.
Eleven. T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*
Jack the kipper!
Because there was no jack.
Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"
Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!