Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

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Why do pirates wake up early on Saturday?

To watch Dablooney Toons!

Why can't Pirates spell the alfhabet?

RRRRRRRRRRRRRgh

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What did the guy say to the funny drug dealer?

You really crack me up dude!" The drug dealer responds with: "How much "

Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.

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Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)

What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

Alphabet Jokes More Alphabet Jokes

What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer?

I.C.!

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

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What do you call a rabbit who lifts weights?

A jacked rabbit.

Why did Jack cross the road?

Because he was bean stalked.....

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Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

Why are Aluminum Phosphate ions so bad at math?

They have trouble forming solutions.