Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

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How do you test a pirate for crabs?

Swab the deck!

Why couldn't the Sailor steal other peoples work?

It was Pirated.

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Why was the Muslim sad when he bought a pirated disc?

Because the Disc was cracked

What is similar about a necrophiliac and an alcoholic?

They both like to crack open a cold one

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What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

How did you get out of Iraq?

He answered: "Iran"

Alphabet Jokes More Alphabet Jokes

Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet?

Because they spend years at sea.

Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!

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Which playing card can turn its hand to everything?

Jack of all Spades

Why did Jack get a restraining order?

Beanstalking.

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Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

Why do pirates have trouble walking?

Arrrr-thritis