Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why can't Pirates spell the alfhabet?

RRRRRRRRRRRRRgh

What does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

About a Buccaneer (buck-an-ear) yuck...yuck...yuck

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

What's a crackhead with no drugs?

Crack-a-lacking

Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What are the level differences between nannies?

The A level nannies suggest leafy vegetables... But the B nannies force kale.

What is ISIS's favorite type of text?

Is the answer: A: Heading B: Heading C: Heading

Alphabet Jokes More Alphabet Jokes

What do you get?

A solipsistic Alphabet.

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

What did the guy say after he finished jacking off?

Well that got a load off my mind.

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich

Why did the teacher have trouble controlling her pupils?

She was cross eyed.