Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!

Why is French person a better team player than a pirate?

The pirate says, "Aye, aye!" The French says, "Oui, oui!"

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Because they would crack each other up.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

Where's my freaking phone?

And it answers, "I'm here! Under your jacket!"

How does a lobster answer the phone?

Shello

Alphabet Jokes More Alphabet Jokes

What are Alphabet employees gonna be called?

Characters.

What did the man say to the bee who wanted to learn the alphabet?

Nothing lmao bees cant learn.

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

What does a toddler get drunk off of?

Jack Danimals!

Who you must not greet on a plane?

HI Jack!

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

What did the dolphin say when he got in trouble?

I didn't do it on Porpoise!!

Why did Luke Skywalker get in trouble for using the Live Long and Prosper sign?

It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation.