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Why did the interrupting cow cross the road?

MOOOOOO!!!!

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What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.

Why Did 9Gag Cross The Road?

To steal a Reddit User's post on the other side.

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How do American chickens cross the road?

In a bucket.

What do you get when......you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Who's There?

Interrupting the whos there) Penny!

How do you interrupt a vegans dinner?

Just turn on the sprinkler.

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Why did the interrupting cow cross the road?

MOOOOOO!!!!

What does the interrupting cow say?

HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text