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Why did the interrupting cow cross the road?

MOOOOOO!!!!

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What did Apply say to the iPhone 7?

Hit the road, Jack.

Why did the opossum cross the road?

To get to the middle.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mountain-climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a scaler with a vector.

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses!

Interrupt Jokes More Interrupt Jokes

How do you get your wife to listen to every word without interrupting?

Talk in your sleep.

Why does the CPU never get any work done?

Because it gets interrupted constantly.

Interrupt Cow Jokes More Interrupt Cow Jokes

What does the interrupting cow say?

HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text

Why did the interrupting cow cross the road?

MOOOOOO!!!!