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Interrupt Cow Jokes

Why did the interrupting cow cross the road?

MOOOOOO!!!!

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What does the interrupting cow say?

HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text

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What method did SFML perform when the Human lost to the AI?

Text.GetRect()

What state has the highest cell phone bills?

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Moo Jokes More Moo Jokes

What's a cow's favorite chemical?

Molybdenum monoxide MoO

What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

Interrupt Jokes More Interrupt Jokes

Why does the CPU never get any work done?

Because it gets interrupted constantly.

Who's There?

Interrupting the whos there) Penny!

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What does a beggar and a PHP programmer have in common?

They both work on crowded platforms.

Why did the girl who worked for the telephone company sing all the time?

Because she was an operetta (operator).

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

When an Amish buggy breaks down on the side of the road, who do they call?

Triple Hay

Why did the Chinese chicken cross the road?

The eggrolled

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Serj Tankian cross the road?

Because he wanted to...

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

Napoleon Bunnyparte!

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How are bad dubstep and constipation similar?

Both leave you waiting for the drop.

How do you tell if somebody doesn't have a smartphone?

Just wait, they'll tell you.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

Why wasn't Michael Jackson allowed to perform at the children's hospital?

Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))