Interrupt Cow Jokes

Why did the interrupting cow cross the road?

MOOOOOO!!!!

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did George cross the road?

He didn't look in both directions before crossing.

Why did the suicidal chicken cross the road?

To get to the... side.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why did the redditor cross the subreddit?

To recycle a joke from the other side.

A user interface is like a joke.

If you have to explain it then it is not that good.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Whats the best time to go to the dentist?

4:30pm It let's you out of work a bit early with a valid excuse

Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?

Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.

Interrupt Jokes More Interrupt Jokes

Why did the interrupting cow cross the road?

MOOOOOO!!!!

How do you get your wife to listen to every word without interrupting?

Talk in your sleep.

Moo Jokes More Moo Jokes

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud

What did the cow say to the masked robber?

Moo.

Text Jokes More Text Jokes

How'd you sleep?

Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.

What's worse?

Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How do you get a Ford recalled?

Wait.

How does a feminist change a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Because the ref was blowing a foul.