MOOOOOO!!!!
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HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text
Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.
He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him
('A jump rope')
A spooksman!
Would she apply for a job Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."
A Guardian of the Galaxy
A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!
Molybdenum monoxide MoO
In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)
Same as why they don't drive. They never see it comming.
The punch line...
The Game
Oh that's just jimmy, I pay him to follow me around and inter- *saxophone solo* INTERRUPT MY SENTENCES WITH SAXOPHONE SOLOS.
The eggrolled
Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this
