Why did the suicidal chicken cross the road?

To get to the... side.

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What road do crazy people take?

The Pyscho**path**

Why did the agnostic man cross the road?

To get to the other side, but he was very spiritually uncertain add he did so.

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What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?

Swimming trunks

What kind of bus can cross the ocean?

A Columbus.