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Why did the suicidal chicken cross the road?

To get to the... side.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

What's the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road?

A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.

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What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear?

Winnie the Pooh!

What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?

You get light music.