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Why did the suicidal chicken cross the road?

To get to the... side.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What do you tell a cow blocking a road?

Mooove

What did the chicken say to the duck who was about to cross the road?

Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mountain and a desert?

Very tired feet.

Why did the baby cross the road?

It didn't hit the car's windshield.