Why did the suicidal chicken cross the road?

To get to the... side.

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Why did the Redditor cross the road?

To bask in social approval.

Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!

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What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!