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Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

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Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything

How much resistance can a Buddhist monk endure?

Ohmmmmmm............

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What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Make me one with everything*

How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

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Why can't you email a picture to a jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

What's the difference beetwen public official and private employee?

Private employee starts work checking email. Public official starts works making a coffee.

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How do you send a sandwich to someone on a computer?

In bytes

Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

The obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

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What do you call it when a mother has twin boys in Arizona?

Tucson.

Why were the strawberries sad?

Because their mother was in a jam!

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Why should trees never sign birthday cards?

Because they're always so *Sappy*!

Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.