Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

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Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

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Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

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Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

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How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

Why can't you email a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are not allowed.

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What do you call a lamp you send in the mail?

Lamp post

What kind of letters would you send to capital cities?

Capital letters.

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When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother what will I be. Will I be pretty, will I be rich?

Here's what she said to me: GO TO SLEEP.

What did the baby sheep say to its mother on the phone?

Miss ewe!

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Why should trees never sign birthday cards?

Because they're always so *Sappy*!

Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.