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Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

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When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

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Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners?

Because they don't have attachments!

Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

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Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

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Why can't you email jokes to a jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden

How do you email a sandwich?

In bytes.

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What dogs are best for sending telegrams?

Wire haired terriers!!

Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

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What is the best letter who represent a man?

A favorite joke of my mother) The Q because is a big zero with a small tail.

What did the Chinese man say when he found out his mother died?

I can't bereave it!

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Why should trees never sign birthday cards?

Because they're always so *Sappy*!

Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.