Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his...

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Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners?

Because they don't have attachments!

Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

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How many buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to change it, one to not-change it and one to both change-and not-change it.

What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

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What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Make me one with everything*

What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

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Why couldn't Hillary rig the election like she rigged the DNC?

She deleted that email.

How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

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Where do you get sent if you have a brainfreeze?

The iceeu

Why did the Russians send a dog to space to die?

Because they didn't Lajka.

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Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?

Are you my mother

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Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

Why should trees never sign birthday cards?

Because they're always so *Sappy*!