Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

Previous Random Joke Next

Attachment Jokes More Attachment Jokes

When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

Buddhist Jokes More Buddhist Jokes

What did the Buddhist get for Christmas?

Presence.

What do you call a Mexican Buddhist?

Om-bre

Buddhist Monk Jokes More Buddhist Monk Jokes

What do Buddhist monks have for breakfast?

Ommm' lettes!

What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Make me one with everything*

Email Jokes More Email Jokes

Why couldn't Hillary rig the election like she rigged the DNC?

She deleted that email.

Why can't you email a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are not allowed.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!

Who sends flowers on Valentines Day?

Cupigs!

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What would you do if you had to arrest your mother?

New Recruit: Call for backup!

Why did the table love playing volleyball?

Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.

Birthday Card Jokes More Birthday Card Jokes

Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

Why should trees never sign birthday cards?

Because they're always so *Sappy*!