Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?

The stamps kept falling off the rocks!

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A nun falling down the stairs

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It's a fish.

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They like rock.

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Anything on the rocks.

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By Bony Express.

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To stamp out forest fires.

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Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?

The stamps kept falling off the rocks!

Why should trees never sign birthday cards?

Because they're always so *Sappy*!