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Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?

The stamps kept falling off the rocks!

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the fish fall off it's bike?

It's a fish.

How did the pollock die raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

How many rocks did Hank Schrader have in his collection by the end of Breaking Bad?

None, they were all minerals.

What do you call a singer gently swaying from one side to another?

A rocking Cher.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

How many redditors does it take to send a letter?

Three. One to post it, and two to repost it.

Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

What is the difference between a baby and a stamp?

I don't have a stamp collection.

Birthday Card Jokes More Birthday Card Jokes

Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

Why should trees never sign birthday cards?

Because they're always so *Sappy*!