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Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?

The stamps kept falling off the rocks!

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Why should you not visit the Ukraine with your fly unzipped?

Because if you don't, Chernobyl fall out!

Why did the half blind man fall in the well?

Because he couldn't see that well!

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How to Get a Girlfriend: Out at Sea Me: rocks boat Her: Hey! Me: rocks faster Her: Can we PLEASE go steady?

Me: I do.

How are women like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.

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Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!

Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

The obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

What goes around the world yet stays in the corner?

Stamp

Birthday Card Jokes More Birthday Card Jokes

Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

Why should trees never sign birthday cards?

Because they're always so *Sappy*!