Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?

The stamps kept falling off the rocks!

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What is green, fuzzy and very deadly if it falls on you out of a tree?

A pool table.

How did the lumberjack keep his business from falling behind when all the trees ran out?

By moving faux wood. Rimshot

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How to Get a Girlfriend: Out at Sea Me: rocks boat Her: Hey! Me: rocks faster Her: Can we PLEASE go steady?

Me: I do.

How many rocks did Hank Schrader have in his collection by the end of Breaking Bad?

None, they were all minerals.

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How do bank robbers send messages?

By flee mail!

Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

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Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

I'm stuck on you!

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Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?

The stamps kept falling off the rocks!

Why should trees never sign birthday cards?

Because they're always so *Sappy*!