Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?

The stamps kept falling off the rocks!

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What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat?

Full speed ahead

What did the hiker say when he fell in a pile of moss?

I'm not lichen this!'

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How do you discipline your pet rock?

You hit rock bottom!

What's the first thing an Owl asks when you trow a rock at it?

HOOO did that!

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What do Romulans and Vulcans do with their high school drop outs?

Send them to barber school.

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaning.

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What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

I'm stuck on you!

Why do ducks have big flat feet?

To stamp out forest fires.

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Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

Why should trees never sign birthday cards?

Because they're always so *Sappy*!