Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

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How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

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What kind of pizza does Buddha like?

One with everything.

Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

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What do you get if you cross a cow a French fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!

Why is there no sofa in the forbidden kingdom?

Because Mao is more of a chair man!