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Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

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When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

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What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

Who has the most karma on Reddit?

Buddha.

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Why is a sofa like a roast chicken?

Because they're both full of stuffing!

Why is there no sofa in the forbidden kingdom?

Because Mao is more of a chair man!