Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

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Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners?

Because they don't have attachments!

When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

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What did Buddha say to the Pizza guy?

Make me one with everything.

What kind of pizza does Buddha like?

One with everything.

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What do you get if you cross a cow a French fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!

Why is a sofa like a roast chicken?

Because they're both full of stuffing!