Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

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Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

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What kind of hotdog did the Buddha order from the street vendor?

One with everything

Who's there! Buddha! Buddha who?

Buddha this slice of bread for me!

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What do you get if you cross a cow a French fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!

What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?

Sleep on the sofa.