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Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners?

Because they don't have attachments!

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Attachment Jokes More Attachment Jokes

Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

What's big, green and cries in the corner?

The Incredible Sulk

Where do go when you are cold?

The corner it is always 90 degrees.

Buddhist Jokes More Buddhist Jokes

What do you call a Mexican Buddhist?

Om-bre

How many buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to change it, one to not-change it and one to both change-and not-change it.

Vacuum Jokes More Vacuum Jokes

What's the difference between a vacuum and a Harley Davidson?

The position of the dirtbag

What is a Queens job?

She Queens and vacuums