Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners?

Because they don't have attachments!

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Attachment Jokes More Attachment Jokes

What is the definition of a Wife?

An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.

Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

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Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

Why does Iraq have no Walmarts?

Because there's a Target on every corner.

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What did the Buddhist get for Christmas?

Presence.

What did the blonde Buddhist say when she finished her 88th prayer?

I literally chant even...

Vacuum Jokes More Vacuum Jokes

Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners?

Because they don't have attachments!

What's a man idea of helping with the housework?

Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.