Because he had no attachments
Because Mao is more of a chair man!
Sleep on the sofa.
Because they're both full of stuffing!
A cowch potato!
She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.
Because they don't have enough sta**moo**na
It was the pot calling the cattle back.
Russell
Bob Barker
WIFE: I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE: I use your toothbrush.
She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.
Pharaoh-moans.
To bask in social approval.
They remove all attachments.
He had no attachments.
5 dollars per-cushion.
Atleast I'm not single
Halfway, any further and you're running out.
Darth Deciduous
Make me one with everything.
One with everything.
