Because he had no attachments
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Because Mao is more of a chair man!
Sleep on the sofa.
Because they're both full of stuffing!
A cowch potato!
She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.
Apparently "Only to stop myself from coming too quickly" wasn't the right answer.
A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)
Because attachments are forbidden.
Because they have no attachments.
She went to the battered women's shelter
A widow.
Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.
5 dollars per-cushion.
With a whoop e-cushion.
They only ever have carrion baggage.
He Apollo-gized.
Because they built their stuff with reads!
They're both famous for stuffing baskets!
Camembert!
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