What do you call a cow who argues with her husband?

A bullfighter!

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Where do Cows go for parties?

The Moovies

Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

Whats the last thing you want to see when youre shagging the wife?

The husband.

How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.

Argue Jokes More Argue Jokes

Why shouldn't you argue with a 90 degree angle?

It's always right.

What is the difference between arguing with a knife and arguing with your girlfriend?

The knife has a point.

Bullfighter Jokes More Bullfighter Jokes

What do you call a cow who argues with her husband?

A bullfighter!

What moisturiser do bullfighters use?

Olay.