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What do you call a cow who argues with her husband?

A bullfighter!

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?

A milk dud!

What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What did your husband say?

He said 'Thank you'.

How are husbands like lawn mowers?

They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.

Argue Jokes More Argue Jokes

What's the difference between arguing with a girl and arguing with a knife?

The knife has a point

Why can't acids argue well?

All their statements are baseless.

Bullfighter Jokes More Bullfighter Jokes

What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?

Quatro sinko

What moisturiser do bullfighters use?

Olay.