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What do you call a cow who argues with her husband?

A bullfighter!

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

What do you tell a cow that's in the way?

Mooooooooooooove.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

Why can't witches have babies?

Because their husbands have hollow-weenies.

Why don't you ever callout my name when we're making love?

Husband: "Because I don't want to wake you."

Argue Jokes More Argue Jokes

Who is this "one"?

And why is he always arguing with people?

Why can't acids argue well?

All their statements are baseless.

Bullfighter Jokes More Bullfighter Jokes

What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?

Quatro sinko

What moisturiser do bullfighters use?

Olay.