What do you call a cow who argues with her husband?

A bullfighter!

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why did the cow get an award?

For being outstanding in his field. Sorry.

What do you call a cow which can no longer produce milk?

An udder failure.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

Why didnt the witch have any children?

Because her husband had a hollow weenie

What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her?

Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..

Argue Jokes More Argue Jokes

How can you always be such a happy person?

I never argue with people. - That's impossible! - You're right! That's impossible.

Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

Because they had a point

Bullfighter Jokes More Bullfighter Jokes

What do you call a cow who argues with her husband?

A bullfighter!

What moisturiser do bullfighters use?

Olay.