What do you call a cow who argues with her husband?

A bullfighter!

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure!

What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence?

An udder disaster.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

Argue Jokes More Argue Jokes

Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

Why can't acids argue well?

All their statements are baseless.

Bullfighter Jokes More Bullfighter Jokes

What moisturiser do bullfighters use?

Olay.

What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?

Quatro sinko