Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

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Why did the cow get a job at Google?

Because she was out standing in her field.

What do cows do in traffic?

They moove

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What's the difference between a cow and 911?

You stop milking a cow after 14 years..

What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk?

Lack-toes intolerant

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Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

The cow has the udder.

Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

The cow has the udder.

What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one.