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Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Where do cows go on Saturday nights?

The slaughter house

What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?

A lawn moo-er.

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What do you call a terrorist on the moon?

A problem. What do you call when 3 terrorists are on the moon? A problem. What do you call when all the terrorists are on the moon? A solution.

How old was I when I was 3?

Me *grabs hammer* *smashes college fund jar*

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What country makes the most milk?

Nepal

What do you call milk at the edge of a cliff?

Legendary

3 Leg Jokes More 3 Leg Jokes

What do you call an antelope with 3 legs?

A slantelope.

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Milk Stool Jokes More Milk Stool Jokes

Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

Utter Jokes More Utter Jokes

What do you say to someone who just uttered a tired, old reddit catch-phrase?

I see what you did there

Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.