Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

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How much did the skeleton charge for his excellent legal services?

An arm and a leg.

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Bob.

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How does the farmer count up his cows?

With a cowculator.

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The mooovies. pls tell to friends.

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What's the difference between a cow, and 9/11?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years.

What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.

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Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Why do milking stools only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

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What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder