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Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you get when a cow jumps in cold water?

Utter udder shudder.

What do you call a cow masterbating?

Beef stroganoff

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

Why wasn't Jesus born in Ireland?

They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

In case she wanted black coffee.

Why is Papyrus taller then Sans?

Because Papyrus drinks plenty of milk.

3 Leg Jokes More 3 Leg Jokes

What do you call a bird with 3 wings and 3 legs?

Triangull

What do you call an antelope with 3 legs?

A slantelope.

Milk Stool Jokes More Milk Stool Jokes

Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

Utter Jokes More Utter Jokes

Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

What do you say to someone who just uttered a tired, old reddit catch-phrase?

I see what you did there