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Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has long ears four legs and is worn on your head?

An Easter bunnet!

What's better than winning the Paralympics?

Having legs!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why are cows always broke?

The farmers milk them dry.

Why is a cow that he jumps?

Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why don't cows drink milk?

Because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

What did the bottle of milk say to the Mexican?

Soy milk.

Milk Stool Jokes More Milk Stool Jokes

Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder

What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side