Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has 2 heads and six legs?

Nirvana

How does a blonde count a thousand sheep?

She counts the legs, and divides by 4.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

What do you call a cow in a Russian forest?

A moss-cow. Alternative answer: dead.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one.

What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

Milk Stool Jokes More Milk Stool Jokes

Why do milking stools only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one.