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Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do cow pastures smell like?

Dairy air

What do you call a cow thats had a hysterectomy?

Decaffeinated.

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"

What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

How do you milk a sheep?

With iPhone periph**e**rals.

What do you have when you have a cow and two ducks?

Milk and quackers.

3 Leg Jokes More 3 Leg Jokes

What do you call an antelope with 3 legs?

A slantelope.

What has 6 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The Boston Marathon finish line.

Milk Stool Jokes More Milk Stool Jokes

Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Utter Jokes More Utter Jokes

What do you say to someone who just uttered a tired, old reddit catch-phrase?

I see what you did there

Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.