What do you call a cow in a Russian forest?

A moss-cow. Alternative answer: dead.

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What is the most painful Russian dance?

Tchaikovsky's.

Why shouldn't you wear Russian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall-out.

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What do you call an Arab who has many cows?

Milk sheikh

What do cows get when they do all their chores?

Mooney.

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What do you call a cow in a Russian forest?

A moss-cow. Alternative answer: dead.