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What do you call a cow in a Russian forest?

A moss-cow. Alternative answer: dead.

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Why did the chess master order a Russian bride?

He needed a Chech mate!

What is the name of your Russian coworker you see the next day?

C. U. Tomorov

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What kind of marijuana do cows smoke?

Moo-dicinal

What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?

A Moosician!

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What do you call a cow in a Russian forest?

A moss-cow. Alternative answer: dead.