What do you call a cow in a Russian forest?

A moss-cow. Alternative answer: dead.

Previous Random Joke Next

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What's the Russian royalty's favorite type of fish?

Czar-dines!

What kind of people are always in a damn hurry?

Russians

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

What do you get if you cross a cow a French fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!

Moss Cow Jokes More Moss Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow in a Russian forest?

A moss-cow. Alternative answer: dead.