What do you call a cow in a Russian forest?

A moss-cow. Alternative answer: dead.

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Where does a 19th century Russian imperialist get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

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What do cows like to put on their hot dogs?

Moostard

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

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What do you call a Russian bovine made out of small flowerless plants?

A moss-cow

What do you call a Russian bovine covered in lichen?

A Moss-cow