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What do you call a cow in a Russian forest?

A moss-cow. Alternative answer: dead.

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What did Russians use for light before candles?

Light bulbs

What kind of name is Joaquin?

It's not Russian

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What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew

What do you have when you have a cow and two ducks?

Milk and quackers.

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What do you call a cow in a Russian forest?

A moss-cow. Alternative answer: dead.