What do you call a cow in a Russian forest?

A moss-cow. Alternative answer: dead.

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What nationality are Sprinters?

They Russian. I'll also see myself out.

How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.

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Why did they stop feeding cows the round bales of hay in Texas?

Because they weren't getting a square meal.

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

Decalfinated

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What do you call a cow in a Russian forest?

A moss-cow. Alternative answer: dead.