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What's red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket?

Coloured scrambled eggs

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How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?

One. After that the basket won't be empty.

What's red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket?

Coloured scrambled eggs

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Why did the rapper scream into his Easter basket?

He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps

What's big and purple and hugs your Easter basket?

The Easter Barney!

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What did the hen say when she saw the scrambled eggs?

My poor, mixed-up kids...

How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.