What's red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket?

Coloured scrambled eggs

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Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?

Because they're both cracked!

Why didn't the Marshmallow Peep cross the road on Easter?

Because it was a little chicken.

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What's big and purple and hugs your Easter basket?

The Easter Barney!

What's red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket?

Coloured scrambled eggs

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

What did the hen say when she saw the scrambled eggs?

My poor, mixed-up kids...