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What's red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket?

Coloured scrambled eggs

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Why is business good on Easter?

Because prophets rise

How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?

One. After that the basket won't be empty.

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How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?

One. After that the basket won't be empty.

Why did the rapper scream into his Easter basket?

He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps

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What do you call nondeterministically scrambled Crunk?

White and black noise.

How is your diet going?

Horrible. I had eggs for breakfast." "Scrambled " "Cadbury."