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What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

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What do you get if you cross a dog with a sniper rifle and a car?

A!

How did Jesus lose his virginity?

When he was nailed on the cross.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you call a pig with three eyes?

Piiig

What do you call a pig that votes?

Polled pork.

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

What's the most common career choice among spiders?

Web development

Why do spiders hate Area 51?

It's a no-fly zone.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What's long, green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger.

What is green and smells like bacon?

Kermit's fingers

Scramble Jokes More Scramble Jokes

What do you call nondeterministically scrambled Crunk?

White and black noise.

How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.