What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

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What do you get when you cross a mountain and a desert?

Very tired feet.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

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How does a pig write home?

With a pig pen.

What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

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10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.

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What do you call a policeman on fire?

Bacon.

What is green and smells like bacon?

Kermit's fingers

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What do you call nondeterministically scrambled Crunk?

White and black noise.

What's red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket?

Coloured scrambled eggs