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What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

How do you win a Scandinavian race?

By crossing the Finnish line!

What do you call a president crossing the road?

A presidestrian

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

When is a pig not quite a pig?

When it's oink-ognito.

Where'd you get the pig"?

Woman: "How DARE you call my dog that!" Man: "I was talking to the dog!"

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

What do you call a spider with no legs?

A raisin

Why was the spider inside the Computer?

He was looking for a webpage!

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What's slimy, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermits finger.

Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*

Scramble Jokes More Scramble Jokes

What popular board game do dyslexics hate?

Scramble

How is your diet going?

Horrible. I had eggs for breakfast." "Scrambled " "Cadbury."