What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

What do you get when you cross the New World Order and risque behavior?

The Illuminaughty

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why do pigs like February 14th?

They get lots of Valenswines.

When is a pig not quite a pig?

When it's oink-ognito.

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

What has two legs and looks like a spider?

A spider. (They have two legs and an additional six legs also)

What do you call two spiders who just got married?

Newlywebs.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What was the pig doing in the kitchen?

Bacon! Get it?

Why did the pig go in the kitchen?

To start some bacon

Scramble Jokes More Scramble Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

What's red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket?

Coloured scrambled eggs