Bacon and scrambled leggs.
God is the answer.
A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!
To play the slop machine!
Bay-Con
Because they hang out on the web all day!
You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!
Because he isn't real.
White and black noise.
Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.