What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus play basketball?

He got crossed up.

What do you get if you cross a newsreader and a toad?

A croaksman!

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What animal do you get when shake a pig?

A ham-stir

What's a pigs favorite morning tv show?

Morning Ham

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

Why did the spider buy a car?

So he could take it out for a spin!

What do you call a spider from Baghdad?

An Iraqnid.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

What will you have, Sir?

Bacon my day, sonny!" Sorry/notsorry - it's how my mind works

Scramble Jokes More Scramble Jokes

What popular board game do dyslexics hate?

Scramble

What's red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket?

Coloured scrambled eggs