What's wrong with that?

You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?

Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider?

A harenet.

What kind of doctors are like spiders?

Spin doctors!

Hot Water Jokes More Hot Water Jokes

What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit Hole?

A Hot Cross Bunny

What's wrong with that?

You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!