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What's wrong with that?

You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How did Magic Johnson get Aids?

By using his Magic Johnson.

What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

What lies on it's back a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

What did the spider say when he broke his new web?

Darn it!

Why did the recruiter hire a Spider?

Q: Why did the recruiter hire a Spider? A: Because he wanted to hire a Strong "Web Developer".

Hot Water Jokes More Hot Water Jokes

What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit Hole?

A Hot Cross Bunny

What's wrong with that?

You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!