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What's wrong with that?

You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you call a cellphone company that uses nuclear power?

Cher-Mobile

What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

How do you get a dead turtle to flip itself back over on its feet?

You take the letter F out of way.

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

Why are spiders so unproductive?

Because they hang out on the web all day!

How many spiders does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two.

Hot Water Jokes More Hot Water Jokes

What's wrong with that?

You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!

Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.