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What's wrong with that?

You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!

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What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why did the short guy lose the basketball game?

Because he four feet.

Why does a cow have hooves but not feet?

Cause they lactose.

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

What has two legs and looks like a spider?

A spider. (They have two legs and an additional six legs also)

Hot Water Jokes More Hot Water Jokes

What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit Hole?

A Hot Cross Bunny

Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.