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What's wrong with that?

You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!

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What do you call the camera used for colonoscopys?

A GoProbe.

Why can't you use sarcasm with a kleptomaniac?

Because they take things literally.

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Why isn't my hand 12 inches?

Because then it would be a foot

What do you call a black cat than can spring up to a six foot wall?

A good jumpurr!

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What does Spider-Man wear when it gets cold out?

A Peter Parka

What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

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What's wrong with that?

You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!

What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit Hole?

A Hot Cross Bunny