What's wrong with that?

You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!

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What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.

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What do you call a ghost without any feet?

A lost sole

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

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What are spiders webs good for?

Spiders!

Why was the spider inside the Computer?

He was looking for a webpage!

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What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit Hole?

A Hot Cross Bunny

Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.