What's wrong with that?

You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!

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What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.

How does a hipster measure out his drugs?

Using instagrams.

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What's six feet tall, black and screaming?

Stevie Wonder, answering the Iron.

Why do black people have white hands and feet?

Because everyone has a little bit of good in them.

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What's a spiders favorite way to learn?

A webinar.

Why are spiders like tops?

They are always spinning!

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What's wrong with that?

You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!

Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.