How does a mathematician swear?

Math-you.

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How does a cow quickly do math?

With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)

What's an alcoholic's favourite type of Maths?

Swigonometry.

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How does a mathematician swear?

Math-you.

What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?