How does a mathematician swear?

Math-you.

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How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

Why was the algebra teacher arrested on drug charges?

He was caught doing lines of math!

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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?

What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth