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How does a mathematician swear?

Math-you.

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Why do social justice warriors hate math?

All the inequalities

Why is Dracula's favorite subject in school Math?

Because he likes to Count.

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How do you make 30 senior citizens swear?

Shout "Bingo!" before them

What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.