How does a mathematician swear?

Math-you.

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What kind of ant is good at maths?

An accountant!

How does a cow quickly do math?

With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)

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What are swearing outdoor grills powered with?

Profane tanks.

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.