How does a cow quickly do math?

With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)

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What do you call a cow with no sense of humor?

A feminist

What has four legs and goes "Oom! Oom!"?

A cow walking backwards!

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Why is DeadMau5 bad at math?

He drops the base when doing logs.

What kind of math can you do with light?

Refractions

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How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

How do cows do math?

A cow-culator. haha haha ha... ok, I'll leave.

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How does a cow quickly do math?

With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)

What's the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can't lick a woman dry. Rimshot*