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How do cows do math?

A cow-culator. haha haha ha... ok, I'll leave.

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Why did Rolf Harris leave Animal Hospital?

He heard they were getting hares and lost interest!

How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

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What do you call a cow which can no longer produce milk?

An udder failure.

What do cows like to line dance to?

Any kind of moosic you like!

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How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math?

Carry the Juan

Who knows about math and science and is always close by?

An engi-near!

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How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

What do bulls do math with?

A cow-culator! (Cue groans)