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How do cows do math?

A cow-culator. haha haha ha... ok, I'll leave.

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A borkmark.

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You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.

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How do cows do math?

A cow-culator. haha haha ha... ok, I'll leave.

How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.