How do cows multiply?

With cowculators!

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Why did Adele crawl under the cow?

To say hello from the udder side. I'll take my Oscar now.

What do you get when you sit under a cow?

A pat on the head.

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What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

Why do rabbits make good mathematicians?

Because they're constantly multiplying!

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How does a cow do math?

With a cowculator!

How do you count a herd of cattle?

Q: How do you count a herd of cattle? A: With a cowculator.