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How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?

He cracked up.

Who is missing an egg?

There are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first?

Pupil: I want to know how it ends!

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What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

What's Alex's (from 'A Clockwork Orange') preferred type of light?

Ultraviolent

Sunni Jokes More Sunni Jokes

How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.

Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.

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What is ISIL's favourite dessert?

Terrormisu

Who is ISIL's favorite Star Wars character?

ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR!

Scramble Jokes More Scramble Jokes

How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.

What did the hen say when she saw the scrambled eggs?

My poor, mixed-up kids...