How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.

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What do Twitter users and regular humans have in common?

Both start off as eggs.

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They don't but all eggs always fit.

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The end of DayZ

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Neighbor

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He prefers them shaken, not stirred.

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Shell.

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Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.

How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.

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Who is ISIL's favorite Star Wars character?

ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR!

How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.

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Why do Japanese hate bingo?

They all scramble for cover when you call B-29

How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.