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How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What does an egg say to another egg?

Nothing, eggs can't talk.

What do you call the first sperm that reaches the egg?

The ova achiever

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How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it almost all the way in and one to give it a surprising twist at the end.

Why did the business dog chase his tail?

So he could make ends meet!

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Why did the witch get a car with manual transmission?

Because she prefers to drive stick!

What flavor gum does the President prefer?

Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border

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How do Muslims cook their eggs?

Sunni side up.

What's a Muslim's favorite TV show?

It's always sunni in Philadelphia

Isil Jokes More Isil Jokes

Whats the favored pasta dish among ISIL members?

Baked Yazidi............ I know where I'm going after this life

How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.

Scramble Jokes More Scramble Jokes

What do you call nondeterministically scrambled Crunk?

White and black noise.

How is your diet going?

Horrible. I had eggs for breakfast." "Scrambled " "Cadbury."