How is your diet going?

Horrible. I had eggs for breakfast." "Scrambled " "Cadbury."

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What is an Italian's favorite type of breakfast?

Serie-a*l

What does a pirate drink for breakfast?

Arrrrange juice.

Diet Jokes More Diet Jokes

Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!

Scramble Jokes More Scramble Jokes

What popular board game do dyslexics hate?

Scramble

What do you call nondeterministically scrambled Crunk?

White and black noise.