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How is your diet going?

Horrible. I had eggs for breakfast." "Scrambled " "Cadbury."

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Whats a zombie's favorite drink?

Egg noggin.

How do most women like their eggs?

Ovarie-z

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What do Buddhist monks have for breakfast?

Ommm' lettes!

What do you want for breakfast?

Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast

Diet Jokes More Diet Jokes

How do I get to 280?

A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"

Why did the gray whale go on a diet?

Because he wasn't a Fin whale!

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What popular board game do dyslexics hate?

Scramble

How is your diet going?

Horrible. I had eggs for breakfast." "Scrambled " "Cadbury."