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Why did the fallen child cross the road?

Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

Why'd the chicken cross the court?

Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.

Why'd Sally fall off the swings?

Cause she's got no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the agnostic chicken cross the road?

There wasn't enough evidence to find out for sure.

Why did the gamer cross the road?

Buy the DLC to find out

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a camera with a mirror?

A camera that takes pictures of itself.

What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot?

An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What kind of magic do cows believe in?

MOODOO.

Why did the fallen child cross the road?

Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

How many ants does it takes to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

Why did the donut go to the dentist?

To get a filling!