Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.
The kernel was looking for him.
Because he had to use the bathroom.
Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!
He fell on his ash.
To say Hello from the other side
THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.
Because the date wasn't nailed down.
He got crossed up.
X-post from /r/imgoingtohellforthis Islam
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
To get a filling!
My phone number won't fill up an entire book.
