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Why did the fallen child cross the road?

Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why do chickens go to church?

To get to the other side

Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair falls to the ground?

Spits*

What happened when Rick fell down a hill?

Rick rolled.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this

Why did the reddit mod cross the road?

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!

What do you get when you cross Johnny Depp with Nicolas Cage?

Johnny Cage

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

What is it called when 5 girls get into bed with one guy?

A "no one will ever believe me".

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

How do men and women fill the fuel tank differently?

Men jiggle the nozzle afterwards.

What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.