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What is John Lennon's favourite donut?

Strawberry Filled forever!

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What does a strawberry and a blueberry have in common?

They both can't ride a bicycle!

What did the one strawberry say to the other?

If you weren't so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!

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What was John Lennons final hit?

The pavement

Why was John Lennon shocked when he got his wife's gynecologist bill?

He had misunderstood the doctor when he said "I do probe Ono."

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Why did the pie go to the dentist?

It needed a filling.

How many ants does it take to fill an apartment?

Ten ants (Tenants)