What is John Lennon's favourite donut?

Strawberry Filled forever!

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Stra Wberry Jokes More Stra Wberry Jokes

What does a strawberry and a blueberry have in common?

They both can't ride a bicycle!

What did the one strawberry say to the other?

If you weren't so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!

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Why was John Lennon so ashy?

Because he was cremated

Why was John Lennon shocked when he got his wife's gynecologist bill?

He had misunderstood the doctor when he said "I do probe Ono."

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What's black and fills out welfare forms?

A pen, you jerk.

What do you call a Punjabi fellow stuck in the middle of a shark-filled ocean?

Amandeep trouble.