John Lennon Jokes

What is John Lennon's favourite donut?

Strawberry Filled forever!

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Why did John Lennon get shot?

Because Mark Chapman was a terrible shot, and kept missing Yoko.

Why was John Lennon so ashy?

Because he was cremated

Why was John Lennon shocked when he got his wife's gynecologist bill?

He had misunderstood the doctor when he said "I do probe Ono."

What did John Lennon say when he got egg shells in his cake?

Yolko Oh-no

What do Kodak film and John Lennon have in common?

They both came in a yellow box

What was John Lennons final hit?

The pavement

What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

What's John Lennon's favorite card game?

Yoko Uno

How did John Lennon like his Pop Tarts?

Strawberry filled forever.

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One's a fruit, you idiot.

What do you need to drink out of a fruit?

A STRAWberry....I'll go...

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What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

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By sending in millions of Muslims

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How did John Lennon like his Pop Tarts?

Strawberry filled forever.

What does Mr. Kipling do in his spare time?

Pumps cream into tarts.

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A. "I couldn't imagine a date could be interested in knowing about me more than this website"

Why is it hard to hold a speech at a nudist convention?

It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.

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What do you get when you take a needle to a balloon filled with yogurt?

Pop culture

Why did Batman fill his freezer with water bottles?

Because he wanted just ice.

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Why are there only 49 Miss Black America contestants?

Because none of them want to be Miss. Idaho

Why can't a Stormtrooper have a baby?

Because they always miss.

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What does Kodak film and Condoms have in common?

A. Both are made to capture special moments.

What does Kodak film and a condom have in common?

They both capture that special moment

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Why wouldn't the Doctor wait in line?

He had no patients

What do you call a doctor for websites?

A URLologist