John Lennon Jokes

What is John Lennon's favourite donut?

Strawberry Filled forever!

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Why was John Lennon shocked when he got his wife's gynecologist bill?

He had misunderstood the doctor when he said "I do probe Ono."

What did John Lennon say when he got egg shells in his cake?

Yolko Oh-no

What do Kodak film and John Lennon have in common?

They both came in a yellow box

What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

What's John Lennon's favorite card game?

Yoko Uno

How did John Lennon like his Pop Tarts?

Strawberry filled forever.

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How did John Lennon like his Pop Tarts?

Strawberry filled forever.

What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

Shock Jokes More Shock Jokes

Why do you wanna work at Clickbait Enterprises?

Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"

What's a prison executioners favorite beer?

Shock-top

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why was the doctor annoyed?

Because he didn't have any patients.

How does an apple a day keep the doctor away?

When you take careful aim.

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

Which service do you require?

Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.

Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What is the difference between the people in Dubai &amp?

The people in Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi Do!

How do the people of northern Iraq manage to get so much done?

The Kurds have their ways

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

Why does everyone call you "Gross Gary"?

Gary: filling a canteen with hotdog water Nobody calls me that.

How are the Buffalo Bills like Billy Graham?

Both of them fill a stadium with 60,000 people shouting " "

Pavement Jokes More Pavement Jokes

What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety?

Crumbs!

What did the pavement smoother say after he lost his hands?

I literally can't even.

Million Jokes More Million Jokes

What did Star Trek teach millions of kids?

To boldly split infinitives!

What did the American Army General say after the first opposing casualty in the Mexican-American War?

Juan down, a million more to go.