John Lennon Jokes

What is John Lennon's favourite donut?

Strawberry Filled forever!

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why was John Lennon shocked when he got his wife's gynecologist bill?

He had misunderstood the doctor when he said "I do probe Ono."

What did John Lennon say when he got egg shells in his cake?

Yolko Oh-no

What do Kodak film and John Lennon have in common?

They both came in a yellow box

What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

What's John Lennon's favorite card game?

Yoko Uno

How did John Lennon like his Pop Tarts?

Strawberry filled forever.

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Stra Wberry Jokes More Stra Wberry Jokes

What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

What is red and dangerous?

Strawberry and tarantula jelly!

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why were some people not allowed in to the Poet College?

Because they were bard.

How do you please all the people?

Tell them Ellen Pao has stepped down as of today!

Yellow Box Jokes More Yellow Box Jokes

What's square-shaped and yellow?

A yellow box

What do Kodak film and John Lennon have in common?

They both came in a yellow box

Tart Jokes More Tart Jokes

What does Mr. Kipling do in his spare time?

Pumps cream into tarts.

How did John Lennon like his Pop Tarts?

Strawberry filled forever.

Clone Jokes More Clone Jokes

What do you get when you cryogenically freeze a genetic copy of basketball legend Kareem Abdul Jabbar?

An ice Kareem clone

What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

Who fills in for the president of Russia when he's on leave?

Deputin

Why did the pie go to the dentist?

It needed a filling.

Pavement Jokes More Pavement Jokes

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety?

Crumbs!

Imagine Jokes More Imagine Jokes

What do you call am alligator in a vest?

An illogical situation imagined by a child.

What if Rob Lowe robbed Lowes?

Just imagine the crazy headlines. They'd probably say something like... "Rob Lowe Robs Lowes"