John Lennon Jokes

What is John Lennon's favourite donut?

Strawberry Filled forever!

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What did John Lennon say when he got egg shells in his cake?

Yolko Oh-no

What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

What's John Lennon's favorite card game?

Yoko Uno

How did John Lennon like his Pop Tarts?

Strawberry filled forever.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why don't Barbie and Ken have kids?

Ken came in a different box.

Why did they never make a pregnant Barbie?

Because Ken always came in another box.

Cremate Jokes More Cremate Jokes

What do you call it when a cremated person spins in their grave?

An Urn-ado.

Why did the man with bronchitis get cremated..?

He was tired of coffin.

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

What kind of cake does a baseball player prefer?

A bundt cake!

What cake wanted to rule the world?

Attila the Bun.

Pavement Jokes More Pavement Jokes

What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety?

Crumbs!

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What do you call a Tungsten Holmium compound with a Doctorate?

Doctor WHo

Why did the house go to the doctor?

He was having window pains I'm sorry

Stra Wberry Jokes More Stra Wberry Jokes

How do you describe Neapolitan ice cream to someone?

Your two favorite flavors plus strawberry

Why was the strawberry sad?

His mom was in a jam!

Egg Shell Jokes More Egg Shell Jokes

What did John Lennon say when he got egg shells in his cake?

Yolko Oh-no

What have you been feeding him?

Me: Egg shells.

Kodak Film Jokes More Kodak Film Jokes

What does Kodak film and Condoms have in common?

A. Both are made to capture special moments.