John Lennon Jokes

What is John Lennon's favourite donut?

Strawberry Filled forever!

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Why was John Lennon shocked when he got his wife's gynecologist bill?

He had misunderstood the doctor when he said "I do probe Ono."

What did John Lennon say when he got egg shells in his cake?

Yolko Oh-no

What do Kodak film and John Lennon have in common?

They both came in a yellow box

What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

What's John Lennon's favorite card game?

Yoko Uno

How did John Lennon like his Pop Tarts?

Strawberry filled forever.

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What do you get when you cryogenically freeze a genetic copy of basketball legend Kareem Abdul Jabbar?

An ice Kareem clone

What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

Tart Jokes More Tart Jokes

How did John Lennon like his Pop Tarts?

Strawberry filled forever.

What does Mr. Kipling do in his spare time?

Pumps cream into tarts.

Yellow Box Jokes More Yellow Box Jokes

What's square-shaped and yellow?

A yellow box

What do Kodak film and John Lennon have in common?

They both came in a yellow box

Imagine Jokes More Imagine Jokes

Why did this OkCupid user never go out on a date?

A. "I couldn't imagine a date could be interested in knowing about me more than this website"

What if Rob Lowe robbed Lowes?

Just imagine the crazy headlines. They'd probably say something like... "Rob Lowe Robs Lowes"

Kodak Jokes More Kodak Jokes

What do Kodak film and John Lennon have in common?

They both came in a yellow box

What does Kodak film and Condoms have in common?

A. Both are made to capture special moments.

Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Why can't the train lady have a baby?

Because she's miss carriaged.

How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

What smells of cheese and is filled with holes?

About 100 French people right now

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

Cremate Jokes More Cremate Jokes

Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

What's the best part about being cremated?

Finally achieving a smokin' hot body.