John Lennon Jokes

What is John Lennon's favourite donut?

Strawberry Filled forever!

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Why was John Lennon shocked when he got his wife's gynecologist bill?

He had misunderstood the doctor when he said "I do probe Ono."

What did John Lennon say when he got egg shells in his cake?

Yolko Oh-no

What do Kodak film and John Lennon have in common?

They both came in a yellow box

What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

What's John Lennon's favorite card game?

Yoko Uno

How did John Lennon like his Pop Tarts?

Strawberry filled forever.

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Clone Jokes More Clone Jokes

What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

What do you get when you clone a cyborg?

A cyclone.

Pavement Jokes More Pavement Jokes

What did the pavement smoother say after he lost his hands?

I literally can't even.

When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first?

Who cares!

Cremate Jokes More Cremate Jokes

How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated?

Hmm No risk do both.

Why did the blonde feminist want to be cremated when she died?

She thought a traditional burial would be too bio-degrading.

Imagine Jokes More Imagine Jokes

What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

Why is it hard to hold a speech at a nudist convention?

It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What's the deal with reddit being obsessed about puns?

I've never... META... group of people so obsessed with puns before.. Fine, I'll leave :(:(

How many people from Chernobyl does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They glow in the dark.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What's the difference between Anders Breivik and a pro golfer?

Both were happy to shoot 69, but only Breivik went to jail.

How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What do Storm Troopers and Bone Thugs N Harmony have in common?

They are both going to miss every body.

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100?

Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.

Kodak Jokes More Kodak Jokes

What does Kodak film and Condoms have in common?

A. Both are made to capture special moments.

What does Kodak film and a condom have in common?

They both capture that special moment