What's John Lennon's favorite card game?

Yoko Uno

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Why was John Lennon shocked when he got his wife's gynecologist bill?

He had misunderstood the doctor when he said "I do probe Ono."

Why did John Lennon get shot?

Because Mark Chapman was a terrible shot, and kept missing Yoko.