38+ Funny Cake Jokes - Curious Supply

What do you ask a Jamaican who's baking a cake?

Hey, are you Jamaican a cake?

What kind of cake did Noah enjoy?

Mabul cake.

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!

What do you call someone who makes cakes in San Francisco?

A BAYYYYker

What Super Models should you invite to your birthday party?

Cake Moss and Naomi Candles

What did John Lennon say when he got egg shells in his cake?

Yolko Oh-no

What do French Business Men use to ice their cakes?

Franchicing

What do you call cake that isn't yours?

Stollen

What kind of cake does a baseball player prefer?

A bundt cake!

What did the cake say to the Pie?

That's sweet, ain't it?

Why did the cardiologist bake a cake with partially hydrogenated oil?

Because he took the hypocritic oath

How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.

Which service do you require?

Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.

What did the cake say to the knife?

You want a piece of me!

How do I like eggs?

Ummm...in a cake!

Why was the cake afraid of mobsters?

He knew they were going to ice him.

Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer?

Because he had been told to ice it.

What do Australians call upside down cake?

Cake.

Who's there! Chrysalis! Chrysalis who?

Chrysalis the cake for you!

When pigs have a party who jumps out of the cake?

Nobody. The pigs all jump in.

What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?

Both are a glaze

Who's there! Bacon! Bacon who?

Bacon a cake for your birthday!

What's a Brit's favorite baked good?