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How easy is it to get stoned in Amsterdam?

It's a piece of cake.

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Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

How do you get an anorexic chick in bed?

Well, it ain't a piece of cake.

How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan?

Depends on the size of the pieces.

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

What does The Rock said to his Girl Friend?

Im Stoned

What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

What is the difference between a baker baking a cake and a gynecologist giving an exam?

A few degrees.

What do you ask a Jamaican who's baking a cake?

Hey, are you Jamaican a cake?

Amsterdam Jokes More Amsterdam Jokes

Why can't you barbecue in Amsterdam?

Because the steaks are too high.

Who's there! Amsterdam! Amsterdam who?

Amsterdam is like plum jam but made from hamsters!