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How easy is it to get stoned in Amsterdam?

It's a piece of cake.

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Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese?

Thanks I'll just have a sliver!

Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?

Never mind...it's tearable

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

Why should you not throw stones at a knight?

Because heavy metal is harder than rock.

What did one mountain say to the other mountain?

Nothing. They were both stoned.

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

What's it called when the bottom half of a fraction has loads of cake in it?

A denom-nom-nominator!

What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?

Both are a glaze

Amsterdam Jokes More Amsterdam Jokes

How easy is it to get stoned in Amsterdam?

It's a piece of cake.

Who's there! Amsterdam! Amsterdam who?

Amsterdam is like plum jam but made from hamsters!