How easy is it to get stoned in Amsterdam?

It's a piece of cake.

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What do you call an Irish girl sitting on a hot griddle holding a piece of cheese?

A paddy melt!!

How do pirates like their jigsaws?

In pieces of eight.

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Why has Stonehenge been there since 2000 BC?

Because it's stoned.

What do you call someone who gets stoned and baked?

A witch.

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Who's there! Chrysalis! Chrysalis who?

Chrysalis the cake for you!

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Retorta

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How easy is it to get stoned in Amsterdam?

It's a piece of cake.

Why can't you barbecue in Amsterdam?

Because the steaks are too high.