How easy is it to get stoned in Amsterdam?

It's a piece of cake.

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What did the pianist do when someone smashed his piano?

He played many more pieces.

What do you call a piece of fruit that can fly?

A pearrot

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What word allows you to take away two letters and get one?

Stone.

Why were the Ten Commandments so powerful?

Because they were set in stone.

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What do you call cake that isn't yours?

Stollen

How do you get a 300 pound woman into bed?

Piece of cake

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How easy is it to get stoned in Amsterdam?

It's a piece of cake.

Who's there! Amsterdam! Amsterdam who?

Amsterdam is like plum jam but made from hamsters!