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How do you get a 300 pound woman into bed?

Piece of cake

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Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?

He wanted to see how long he slept.

What is long, hard and full of sperm?

The sock under my bed.

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Who's there! Ankansas! Ankansas who?

Ankansas though any piece of wood!

Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

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How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.

What do you call cake that isn't yours?

Stollen

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How do you get a 300 pound woman into bed?

Piece of cake

What's the fastest way to go from 300 pounds to 140?

Convert to kilograms.