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How do you get a 300 pound woman into bed?

Piece of cake

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What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

How are you able to stay in bed all morning without getting up to pee?

He replied......It's hard

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Why did you offer me a piece of candy?

Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.

What would Ed Sheeran taste like on a piece of toast?

Gingerbread

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What kind of cake does a baseball player prefer?

A bundt cake!

How do you get a 300 pound woman into bed?

Piece of cake

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What's the fastest way to go from 300 pounds to 140?

Convert to kilograms.

How do you get a 300 pound woman into bed?

Piece of cake