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What do you call a pirate that pees on other people?

Rrrrrrrrrrrr Kelly

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Where does a pirate go on vacation?

Arrrrrland.

Whats a pirates favourite kind of wood??

Seeder

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Why won't Hillary ever pull out?

She's never finished screwing people.

Why were the people in the Twin Towers so upset about their pizza order?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane.