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What do you call a pirate that pees on other people?

Rrrrrrrrrrrr Kelly

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How much does a pirate pay for an ear piercing?

A buck an ear

Why was the pirate fired from the babyGap?

For stealing the booty

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How many redditors are needed to screw a lightbulb?

As much people as is needed to screw that lightbulb.

Where did people find out that Pluto was no longer a planet?

The orbituaries.