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What did the pirate get on his report card?

Seven C's

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Why is French person a better team player than a pirate?

The pirate says, "Aye, aye!" The French says, "Oui, oui!"

What's the wheel for?

The pirate replies, "Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"

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How many kittens can you stuff into a microwave for 15 minutes on defrost...?

SEVEN.

Which gun has a perfect rating?

A Five-seven.

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How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

Why was the lesbian mad when she got her report card?

Cause she got a D