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What did the pirate get on his report card?

Seven C's

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How do you turn chicken masala into chicken marsala?

Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...

Why do pirates not know the alphabet?

They always get stuck at "C".

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Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 and go straight to 10?

Because seven "ate" nine.

Why is everyone afraid of seven?

Because seven eight nine!

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Why was the lesbian mad when she got her report card?

Cause she got a D

How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."