What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

A sandwich.

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What city would you be in if you dropped your waffle on the beach?

Sandy ego.

What do you find on a beach?

A tangent.

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What do witches put on their hair?

Scare spray!

Why does a witch wear a pointed black hat?

To keep her head warm.

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Why did the orange move to veggieland?

So he could live in peas and hominy.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

I don't know I have DirecTV.

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Where do weightlifters get their sandwiches?

Subwhey.

How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut?

Diagon alley