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What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

A sandwich.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you get when you combine north beach and south beach?

Sum of beaches.

What do you call 4 blondes laying on the beach?

Public access.

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

Why couldn't the witch get pregnant?

Her husband had a holloween-ie.

How do you know when you are in bed with a witch?

She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas!

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Where do all them scrub gamers live?

Pleblos

How difficult is it to live with erectile dysfunction?

It turns out, it's not very hard at all

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

Why did the feminist get fired from Panera?

Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.

Where did the Muslim go for his sandwich?

Aaaaaaaaallah Snackbar.