What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

A sandwich.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

How do you get a whale off a beach?

A whale-barrow!

Why does the man go to the beach when he's hungry?

Because of the sand which is there.

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?

She was having Disney spells.

Why can't witches have babies?

Because their husbands have hollow-weenies.

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What do you call a group of 10 insects that live in a housing complex?

Tenants

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

What do vampires make sandwiches out of?

Self-raising dead.

What did the bacon say to the sandwich?

This club can't even handle me right now