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What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

A sandwich.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you find on a beach?

A tangent.

What did the Ocean say to the Beach?

Nothing, it just waved... Prolly my favorite joke of all time, maybe ever.

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a witch with a famous movie director?

Steven Spellberg!

Why dont witches wear underwear?

So they can get a good grip on the broomstick

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Where did the engine go after he retired?

To live in a motor home

What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work?

Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

What do you call a Sandwich with legs?

Bready Legs

What kind of sandwich is this?

She asks. "It cheese ma."