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What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

A sandwich.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you call a super kind man who spends too much time on the beach?

A tangent

Where's the best place to have a waffle on the beach?

San Diego. (Sandy Eggo)

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What do you call a witch who climbs up walls?

Ivy.

Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?

Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.

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What has more lives than a cat?

A frog -- it croaks every night.

How long does an owl live?

About six and a half books.

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

What do you call the people who make sandwiches at Subway?

Sub humans.

How do you send a sandwich to someone on a computer?

In bytes