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What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

A sandwich.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What city would you be in if you dropped your waffle on the beach?

Sandy ego.

Who do people hate and love but is really hot and goes to beach everyday?

Sun of a beach

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What did Aslan tell Lucy about the Witch and the Wardrobe?

It's Narnia business.

What did the witch put in her hair?

Scare spray.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Where does sans live?

Sans francisco

Why would I want to quit smoking?

Oh, to live longer. Why would I want to live longer

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

Why don't golf courses ever serve sandwiches?

They always turn out to be sub par.

How can you tell when there's an elephant in your sandwich?

When it's too heavy to lift.