What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

A sandwich.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What did the sea say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved.

Why didn't the derivative of sec(x) go to the beach?

Because secant tan

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What should you do if you find a witch in your bed?

Run!

Why can't witches have babies?

Because their husbands have hollow-weenies.

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Who lives in the White House?

The black man

Why doesn't Dwayne Johnson's downstairs neighbor understand references to current events?

He's been living under The Rock.

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

What does a memelord put on his sandwich?

L-mayo

What do you call a Sandwich with legs?

Bready Legs