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What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

A sandwich.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What kind of a fish do you always find on a beach?

A dead one...

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?

Because they both have "Sandy claws"!

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

Why can't witches get pregnant?

Because all their husbands have Halloween-ies!

Who went into a witche's den and came out alive?

The witch!

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

What do you call an eye doctor living on an island in Alaska?

An optical Aleutian.

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

Whats the problem with feminist picnics?

None of them make the sandwiches.

What do the members of Blackstreet like on their sandwiches?

Mayo mayo mayo mayooooooooooooooooo