Why does a witch wear a pointed black hat?

To keep her head warm.

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Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What do you call a witch that goes to the beach?

Sandwich(sandwitch) -my nephew

What did Aslan tell Lucy about the Witch and the Wardrobe?

It's Narnia business.

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Why do mermaids wear seashell bras?

Because "B" shells are to small and "D" shells are too big.

Why dont witches wear underwear?

So they can get a good grip on the broomstick

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

Whats the only bad thing about head from an anorexic girl?

She won't swallow