April Sale - 20% Off

Why does a witch wear a pointed black hat?

To keep her head warm.

Previous Random Joke Next
Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

Where do witches and wizards shop?

Voldemart.

What is evil and ugly and goes at 125 mph?

A witch in a high speed train.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call a fedora wearing neck beard president's wife?

First M'lady

What brand of shoes do chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today