Why does a witch wear a pointed black hat?

To keep her head warm.

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What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?

She was having Disney spells.

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What size clothes do fortune tellers wear?

Medium.

What dog wears a white coat and does science experiments?

Labs!

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Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

Doug