Why does a witch wear a pointed black hat?

To keep her head warm.

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Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What goes cackle cackle squelch squelch?

A witch in soggy trainers.

Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage?

She's afraid they'll bring down the house.

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Why would Target be the worst store to run the Enterprise?

Because they all wear red shirts

Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells?

Because B-shells are too small, and D-shells are too big.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Where is the monster's temple?

On the side of his head.

What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine