Why does a witch wear a pointed black hat?

To keep her head warm.

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Why did the witch have to move out of her gingerbread house?

The property taxes were gastronomical.

How do you tell two witches apart?

You can't! You don't know which witch is which!

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What do you wear to dance the salsa?

Hot pants.

What do you call a parrot wearing a raincoat?

Polyunsaturated

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How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff?

A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.

How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!