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What size clothes do fortune tellers wear?

Medium.

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What's the definition of a mere myth?

A pirate ship thailing clothe to an itheberg

Where do you buy clothes for baby owls?

The outlet

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What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandles?

Philippe Philoppe

Why did the alligator wear a vest?

He was an investigator!

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What do you call a file that is a petabyte in size?

A peta-file.

How do hens always know what size your egg cup is?

They don't but all eggs always fit.

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Where do fortune tellers keep the fortunes?

Crystal balls deep made this up.

What size clothes do fortune tellers wear?

Medium.