What size clothes do fortune tellers wear?

Medium.

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Who do you even make these clothes for?

Children Disney Store clerk: Yes.

What happens when Fonzie doesn't fold his clothes after doing laundry?

His shirts get all winkly.

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How many letters can you wear on your feet?

10 E's

Why do mermaids wear seashells for bras?

Because a and b shells are too small.

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Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning?

It swells at night.

How do hens always know what size your egg cup is?

They don't but all eggs always fit.

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What size clothes do fortune tellers wear?

Medium.

What do you call a obese fortune teller?

A fortune teller, you FPHer!!!