What size clothes do fortune tellers wear?

Medium.

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Where do Year 1 Guardians buy their clothes?

Twilight Gap

What clothes do Quakers wear?

Oat couture

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Why do mermaids wear seashells for a bra?

Because "B" shells would be too small!

Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

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How do you get a puppy to stay the same size forever?

You stop feeding it.

What is the size of women in Italy?

Itali-cized.

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Where do fortune tellers buy their clothes?

Sears.

Where did the fortune-teller go on her vacation?

To Palm Beach.