Why couldn't the fortune teller fit into her shirt?

Because she's a medium

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How did the media find out that Princess Diana had dandruff?

They saw her head and shoulders in the glove compartment

Why couldn't the fortune teller fit into her shirt?

Because she's a medium

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What did the shirt say to the pants zipper?

Your so fly man

What happens when Fonzie doesn't fold his clothes after doing laundry?

His shirts get all winkly.

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Where did the fortune-teller go on her vacation?

To Palm Beach.

Where do fortune tellers buy their clothes?

Sears.