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What size clothes do fortune tellers wear?

Medium.

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Who do you even make these clothes for?

Children Disney Store clerk: Yes.

What do you call a wheel with clothes?

Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.

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What kind of khakis do birds wear?

Khakaws!

Why don't women wear dresses in the winter?

They could get chapped lips!

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What do you call a file that is a petabyte in size?

A peta-file.

How do hens always know what size your egg cup is?

They don't but all eggs always fit.

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Where did the fortune-teller go on her vacation?

To Palm Beach.

Where do fortune tellers buy their clothes?

Sears.