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What size clothes do fortune tellers wear?

Medium.

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Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes

Who do you even make these clothes for?

Children Disney Store clerk: Yes.

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What do ateists wear on their necks as an indication of their commitment to the atheism?

Head.

Why don't you wear snow boots?

Because they'll melt.

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What do you call somebody who is content being average sized?

A happy medium.

What is 6 afraid of 7?

Because size matters.

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What size clothes do fortune tellers wear?

Medium.

Where do fortune tellers buy their clothes?

Sears.