What size clothes do fortune tellers wear?

Medium.

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What do you call a wheel with clothes?

Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.

What do you call it when a statistician secretly gives out clothes?

Discreet uniform distribution

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What kind of shoe does Mr. T wear?

T-shoes!

Why do hippies wear corduroy?

It's groovy!

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Why do moths fly with their legs apart?

Have you ever seen the size of moth balls

How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan?

Depends on the size of the pieces.

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Where do fortune tellers buy their clothes?

Sears.

Where did the fortune-teller go on her vacation?

To Palm Beach.