Medium Jokes

How did the media find out that Princess Diana had dandruff?

They saw her head and shoulders in the glove compartment

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why did the medium cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Why couldn't the fortune teller fit into her shirt?

Because she's a medium

Why couldn't the psychic fit in the small shirt?

Because he was a medium

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What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again.

Why didn't you obey that stop sign?

Driver: I don't believe everything I read.

Psychic Dwarf Jokes More Psychic Dwarf Jokes

What do you call a psychic dwarf running from the law?

A small medium at large

What do you call a psychic dwarf that escapes from a prison?

A small medium at large.

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Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza?

Because he's shellfish!

How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the three-legged horse do when it started to rain?

It ran to the unstable.

Why are eggs so good at humor?

Because they have running yolks.

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What do you call a midget psychic running from the cops?

A small medium at large!

What do Dwarfs and Midgets have in common?

Very little

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

How do police know that Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders under the steering wheel.

What did the hacker do when the police came for him?

He ransomware.