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What did the three-legged horse do when it started to rain?

It ran to the unstable.

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Why didn't Jesus start a charity?

Cuz they're not for prophets.

Why does my shampoo smell like gasoline?

And when did my wife start smoking

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Why can't you run in camp sites?

Its 'ran', because it's past tents... Ill see myself out.

How did the lumberjack keep his business from falling behind when all the trees ran out?

By moving faux wood. Rimshot

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Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

Why wasn't toto as excited as dorothy when they traveled the yellow brick road?

He missed the rains down in africa

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What did the three-legged horse do when it started to rain?

It ran to the unstable.

What goes "Clip"?

A one legged horse!