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What did the three-legged horse do when it started to rain?

It ran to the unstable.

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How the rap feud started Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party?

2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears

Why did the zombie start ripping up sheet music?

Because he was de-composing.

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Why did i buy a black phone?

So it would run faster!!

What will Kayne West's political leaning be if he runs for President?

West wing

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Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.

What do lovesick owls say when it's raining?

Too-wet-to-woo.

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What did the three-legged horse do when it started to rain?

It ran to the unstable.

Where does the three legged horse live?

The unstable