What did the three-legged horse do when it started to rain?

It ran to the unstable.

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How are STEM majors and inflatable slides the same?

You start off excited over your lofty heights and slowly slide down into something soft.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue on his cup of free-trade coffee?

Because he started drinking it before it was cool.

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Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

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I'm Waka-Waka-Waka-Walking here!

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What do you call dangerous precipitation?

A rain of terror

What do you call a bear in the rain?

A drizzly bear.

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What did the three-legged horse do when it started to rain?

It ran to the unstable.

What goes "Clip"?

A one legged horse!