What did the three-legged horse do when it started to rain?

It ran to the unstable.

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What do bees say to psych themselves up at the start of their day?

Leeeeeetttttssss get rrrrrrrrrready to Buuuuuuummmmmmmmmmbbbbbbllllllleeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!

How do you start a joke about Vladimir Putin?

By looking over your shoulder.

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Why does Mexico never wins any medals at the Olympic Games?

Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.

What kind of Fuel does the Iron Giant run on?

Vin Diesel!

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Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

How do rain drops marry?

They coalesce

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What goes "Clip"?

A one legged horse!

Where does the three legged horse live?

The unstable