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Why did the hipster burn his tongue on his cup of free-trade coffee?

Because he started drinking it before it was cool.

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What type of pants do you need to start a car?

Cargo pants

What does Hodor start off his day with?

Raisin' Bran.

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What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag?

The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

What's the difference between Italy and a tea bag?

Ones in a cup