Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.
A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.
Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!
When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.
Barbecue tonight!
Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?
Because it's a crime to drink and drive.
Bar tender
