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Why did the hipster burn his tongue on his cup of free-trade coffee?

Because he started drinking it before it was cool.

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When I'm with a handsome man I get all nervous & involuntarily start speaking French ME leans across Oh really?

DATE: Yes

How does an atheist start their prayers?

To Whom It May Concern

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What's the difference between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag stays in the cup longer!

Why were the flies playing football in saucer?

They where playing for the cup!