How Many Business Analysts Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

None. The light bulb shall never burn out. (OK. It's more cathartic than funny...)

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What do you call beef that's been burned?

A mis-steak.

What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

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How many indie kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

None because There is A Light That Never Goes Out.

How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb?

None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light.

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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more guys I promise.

How many dead memes does it take to change a light bulb?

Over 9000.