How Many Business Analysts Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

None. The light bulb shall never burn out. (OK. It's more cathartic than funny...)

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Who burns their own city down?

The people of Ferguson.

What's burnt to a crisp and at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

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How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.

How many Pokmon does it take to change a light bulb?

Not sure, gotta catch them all first!

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How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fish