Over 9000.
Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.
Yarn.
They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.
Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was.
OVER 9000
Twenty-one.