What's the difference between a collection and an addiction?

I don't have an alcohol collection.

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What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

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What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing.

Why did the gymnast's account get sent to collections?

She had an outstanding balance.

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What is easy to get into, but hard to get out of?

Addiction

What can I do to stop my addiction?

She said, "Whatever means necessary." "No it doesn't," I said.