What's the difference between a collection and an addiction?

I don't have an alcohol collection.

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What's the difference between Tigger and Pooh?

I've never smeared tigger on my face

What's the difference between a mixologist and a bartender?

About ten minutes.

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How many rocks did Hank Schrader have in his collection by the end of Breaking Bad?

None, they were all minerals.

What do you call a collection of memes?

A memeoir.

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What can I do to stop my addiction?

She said, "Whatever means necessary." "No it doesn't," I said.

What is easy to get into, but hard to get out of?

Addiction