What can I do to stop my addiction?

She said, "Whatever means necessary." "No it doesn't," I said.

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What would a pig name a chain of food stores?

Stop "N Slop Markets"

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So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

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What does it mean if you look down and see four balls instead of two?

Careful, you might be getting screwed.

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What's the difference between a collection and an addiction?

I don't have an alcohol collection.

What can I do to stop my addiction?

She said, "Whatever means necessary." "No it doesn't," I said.