How do you know statisticians are always serious?

They mean what they say.

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How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.

What did one cheese say to the other?

I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate!

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What is the meaning of afford?

It's the car most sales representatives drive.

What rhymes with left and means steal?

Theft

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What do you call it when a statistician secretly gives out clothes?

Discreet uniform distribution

What do you call a statistician watching a bull fight?

A mathador.