How do you know statisticians are always serious?

They mean what they say.

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Whatever's the matter?

Asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

What do you call a rhinoceros crossed with an elephant?

El' if I know.

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What does AF mean?

After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask 10: Mom said you were lazy AF.

What does TTYL mean?

I replied, "Talk to you later". So she responded, "No! Talk to me now! What does it mean "

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How do you know statisticians are always serious?

They mean what they say.

What do you call a statistician watching a bull fight?

A mathador.