How do you know statisticians are always serious?

They mean what they say.

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What's a penguins favourite relative?

Aunt Arctica! PENGUIN.. ME makes flies over head motion PENGUIN I don't know what that means

What's the most popular soup in China?

Chicken poodle soup...I know, I know booooo

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Where do you want to be buried?

Me: You mean after I die, right

Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.

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Who's to say tomorrow won't be the best day of your life?

A statistician.

What do you call it when a statistician secretly gives out clothes?

Discreet uniform distribution