What vocation can transform anything into a gate?

A reporter.

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What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

What do you say to a person who calls a black fence a gate?

No, a fence.

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What vocation can transform anything into a gate?

A reporter.

What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...

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What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd

What vocation can transform anything into a gate?

A reporter.